about a square peg in a round hole

According to blogthing’s career test, My ideal Career Type is Artistic.

You are expressive, original, and independent. Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

You would make an excellent:

Actor – Art Teacher – Book Editor
Clothes Designer – Comedian – Composer
Dancer - DJ – Graphic Designer
Illustrator – Musician – Sculptor

The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

Funny. I don’t see blood curdling litigator or money sucking solicitor in that list… Maybe I should be a dancer… Except that I can’t actually dance. At all. Not even after a Tarantula bite.

But then again, my blogthings test did say:

***Your Stripper Song Is***

Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

“you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me i broke apart my insides, help me i’ve got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed, you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings,
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason, help me its’ your sex i can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed, you get me closer to god
through every forest, above the trees,
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
i drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason i stay alive”

When you dance, it’s a little scary – and a lot sexy.

Hmm…