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Progress Report #1
Its been a week since I posted my online profile on findsomeone.co.nz.
So far, I’ve achieved: 2 smiles, 1 conversation (ongoing, brokenly). Smiles I’ve sent: 9. Favourites marked: 24. Acquaintance(s) made: 1.
So the tally is that… I’m not a very good online dater. Think I need to invest a bit more enthusiasm. Or buy this:
Did you know that there are over 100 books that have been published on the secret art of online dating? Judging solely from the cover, contrary to wise old adages, this one’s my favourite:
Loved the movie by the way. Peter Gallagher’s ex-monobrow never ceases to be a wonder… Did you know he once did a threesome scene, and no, I’m not referring to him, her and the brow – there was actually a second female on the bed.
Does that constitute copyright infringement, or social satire?
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Okay. Done. Sorry.