about a square peg in a round hole

Didn’t realise that people still did cybersex. Christ.

freekinprostitute
10:07 hi… anyonne there?

why_square
10:08 do i know you

freekinprostitute
10:08 oh your there hi.. a/s/l (age sex location)?

why_square
10:09 i’m not free right now. maybe some other time.

freekinprostitute
10:09 im 27/f/USA. was lookin at yur profile. thought you might like to chat. so what have you been up to ehy_square?

why_square
10:10 well i’ve been rather busy - still am. sorry, i don’t mean to be rude, but perhaps we could chat some other time. cheers.

freekinprostitute
10:10 cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kiinda horny (*blushes)

10:11 was just browsing the yahoo profile thing. looked like you might be an interesting person to chat with. feel like a little cyber fun with mee ? please please…

why_square
10:11 i’m sure you’ll find someone out there who will oblige you. ta.

You might be thinking: “Oh what the hell, you should have… It’s harmless innocent fun… You’re single too - might have been a welcome distraction…”

To which I’d say, straight up, no thank you - I’m single, not desperate (yet). Plus, I am just not quite comfortable having cybersex with the 27 year old American girl who is really Jamie with a dick, sitting in his trailer typing away on his 2 dollar stolen computer with his left thumb and index fingers, whilst furiously jacking off with his right.

Okay. Maybe singledom is getting to me. I don’t know.

Fuck off.