A New Zealand prostitute is offering fresh breast milk as an extra service at the brothel where she works. The 25-year-old, who uses the name Brooke and works in Hawera, gave birth to a son six weeks ago. Business at the brothel has picked up since it began running explicit advertisements after prostitution was decriminalised. Brooke said she started offering her breast milk after a suggestion from a client. “Most of these guys are clean cut, well-presented nice guys,” she said. But hygiene fears have been raised on behalf of the woman`s baby by the breastfeeding advocacy group, La Leche League, says The Daily News. League director Rosemary Gordon, said there could be a risk of infectious diseases like herpes, hepatitis and tuberculosis, being spread through cross-infection, between the baby, clients and the mother. She said it would also be a concern if the baby`s milk supply was being compromised: “The baby should have first option,” she said. Brooke said she washed herself with hot salt water and showered before feeding her son, and did not believe there was a risk of cross-infection. “My kid comes first,” she said.

Bullshit! Obviously, her client’s come first.

Okay - so I have a sick, twisted and improper sense of humour.

Sue me. I’ll defend myself. [In-joke alert!]

I’m so punny.

p.s. My sense of humour is becoming more and more eclectic. Someone help me please!